“That’s just impossible at any price point really.” - A very concerned businessman walking down the street. 

“I need to stop dating people who expect me to come see them in Queens.” - Two millennial girls 

“You do realize comedy doesn’t pay bills, right?” -bartender at UCB Comedy spot 

“I was on So You Think You Can Dance, but you can’t tell because I had so much make-up on” - girl talking to her friends in St.Marks Place. 

“Dad that’s a lake-” “No honey that’s just a puddle” - a young daughter and her father at a garden in the East Village. 

I love this place. -Colleen Cass 5/9/17